Assortment of Potions

Please Note: All drinks subject to change until our menus are printed!

Epic Level Cocktails

A Special Thank you to our campaign backers. These drinks brought to you by some of the first Guardians.

Pommies, Bulleit Bourbon, Lime Juice, and a splash of class

Dilts Was Here


Dilts was here, and now so were you. Congrats.

White Rum, Coconut Milk, Pineapple Juice, and the Traveller's Light

Power Shift


Enough power for a twelve hour raid.

Spicy Beer Ceasar with a bacon garnish and a dash of heresy. Not for the feint of heart.

Blood for the Blood God!


Skulls for the Skull Throne!

White Wine, Peach Schnapps, and Peach Syrup

Your Princess is in another castle, but at least you get this tasty drink!

Tequila, Triple sec, Cranberry juice, Pineapple juice, Ginger ale, and Plasmid

Welcome to Rapture


Would you kindly order this drink?

Cognac, Cointreau, Egg yolk, Spiced Syrup

Dragon's Breath


Take 10d6 fire damage. Save for half.

Vodka, Blue Curacao, Lemon Lime Soda, Spiced Syrup

Romulan Ale


One of the benefits of being thousands of light years from Starfleet command.

Standard Equipment Cocktails

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Vodka, Blue Curacao, Orange Juice, Lemon Lime Soda

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

Gin, Orange Juice, Gingerale, Grenadine

You make it like a Shirley Temple, then add gin!

Scotch, Drambui, Oxidation, and Orange Zest

Rusty Flail


The old ball & chain. Literally.

Vodka, Cème de cassis, Pineapple Juice, Cranberry Juice, Twigs, Bark, and Moss

Fondle in the Forrest


The Satyrs won't tell ;)

Rye, Gamma Radiation, Bar Lime, Spiced Syrup

Hulk Out


Easy buddy, easy ... No need to get too wild ...

Tequila, Cème de cassis, Gingerale, Lime Juice, 2 Colourless, 2 Swamp

Diabolic Tutor


The wise always keep an ear open to the whispers of power.

Dark Rum, Spiced Rum, Cherry Brandy, Lime Juice, Orange Juice, Grenadine, Brains

Zombie Master


He controlled the zombies before his own death; now nothing can make them betray him.

Prestige Classes

Normally known as "Martinis" these are some stronger options.

Vodka, Coconut Cream, Pineapple Juice, and Bitter Frustration

Chi Chi's Frustration


I'm sure Gohan is busy studying and not training with his father again, right??

Tequila, Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Triple Sec, Mojo

Frickin' Laser Beam


Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all of the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads.

Gin, Dry Vermouth, Lime Juice. No Additional Daylight added.



I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.

Vodka, Khalua, Milk

White Walkers


In that darkness the White Walkers came for the first time.

Alchemical Remedies

While not forged in the crucible, these drinks are sure to warm you.

Dark Rum, Lemon Juice, Hot Water, Sugar Cube



But why is the rum gone??

COFFEE! Mead, Dill Syrup, with a sugar rim.

Viking'r Coffee'r


You there! Bring me coffee and I shall let you live ... today

Triple Sec, Hot Chocolate, Cinnamon Stick, Whipped Cream.

Yeti Vedder


Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.

Peach Schnapps, Green Tea, Seasonal Fruit Wedge

Senpai's Attention


Senpai will finally notice you! (〃´ω`〃)

Magic Potions

Gleaned from the hoards of conquered monsters.

Pommies, Jack Daniels, Orange Bitters

Pommel Strike


A little lovetap from the back end of a claymore.

IPA, Drambui, Hopped syrup



A crouch, hop, and uppercut that'll lift you off your feet.

Red Ale, Rye, Liquid Smoke

Here's hoping you have the fortitude to keep up with our ancestors!!

Stout, Dark Rum, Root Beer Syrup, with a side of Justice

Come quietly or there will be trouble.

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